People don’t realize what a high-stakes game highlight-making is. The most desired performances are flocked to like moths on a light; the first person to make them earn the lion’s share of the views and all other highlight compilers get to contend for scraps.
Such is my plight tonight. Tyler Johnson? Defeated by 25 minutes by GD. Andrew Wiggins? An even worse performance: 30 minutes behind. I’m gonna have to do someone really crappy next so that while the view count will be low, at least the view count will be mine and mine alone. “Travis Wear 2 Points Full Highlights” incoming.