Attention JR Smith: if you do not do the chicken dance, the one you did that one time in Denver, after your Cavaliers win a championship, then I’m gonna be really pissed.
That was one of the greatest occurrences in NBA history, your little three-point victory dance. It would be such a poetic moment if JR Smith showed up everyone by winning a chip, and celebrated it by putting his hands in the armholes of his jersey, thus making chicken-wing shapes with his arms, and adopting a dopey expression while strutting down the court.
It would be on the level of “Havliceck stole the ball!” in my opinion.