There’s a new Star Wars movie coming out, apparently. Like they haven’t finished crapping on the legacy of the first trilogy, am I right?
I bring it up because they definitely should have found a role for Nerlens Noel to play. With all the great NBA players dabbling in acting, I feel that Nerlens, with his distinct appearance, would come off well in a sci-fi film. Is there room for Jar Jar Binks part II? Yes? Sign him up for the next one, then.