With this performance, Jabari Brown officially becomes the superior Jabari of the NBA. Officially. I just talked to Adam Silver about it, and he’s totally down. He was like “Jabari Parker, who is that again? Hahahaha! Yeah for real though Jabari Brown is the real deal.”
What did Jabari Parker even do this year? Came in as a hyped-up scoring machine, but it turned out that he was fat and couldn’t score very well. Then he exploded his knee, and had a gatorade commercial filmed with him in it. Yawn.
Meanwhile, Jabari Brown came in with extremely low expectations placed on him, as he was signed by the world-renowned Lakers franchise to a 10-day contract. Lo and behold, the superior Jabari quickly becomes a vital cog of the offense, displaying a scoring touch that belies his inexperience. And then, at the end of the season, he drops an insane 32 points, a total the inferior Jabari can only acquire while playing 2K.