LaMarcus waited patiently for his date to say something. She was the desperate one, right? “Um, well, I like going to art galleries,” Jennifer offered, sipping her coffee. “Art is okay,” LaMarcus said with little interest in his voice. “I like sports better.” “Oh, that’s right, your profile said you play for the Portland Trailblazers….
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LaMarcus Aldridge All 280 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Jumperilation Part II)
“Uh, Wes, we got a problem.” Wes looked over from his game of FIFA. “You got a dude? I told you, just swipe left.” “No, not that. It says I ran out of swipes and that I need to pay money for more.” “WHAT?” Wes exclaimed, running over to investigate the phone’s screen. “You’re kidding…
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“You know what, Wes?” Wes Matthews, who was focused intently on the game of Madden in front of him, didn’t respond right away. When he ended up throwing an incomplete pass, he paused the game angrily. “What?” LaMarcus Aldridge set down his controller and laid back contemplatively on the couch. “All this time I’ve been…
Read MoreBen McLemore All 60 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
Ben McLemore looked around at the basketball players who were gathered for the second round of the support group. It was a reunion of sorts; exactly a year ago, they had all been seated in a similar circle, in the same community center, in the same fluorescent-lit room. Just like last time, nobody really looked…
Read MoreDerrick Williams All 64 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
Rudy Gay had given up hope long ago. Here, in Derrick Williams’ dungeon, there was no such thing as hope. There was only dubstep. Dubstep composed by the corrupted brain of the one who had adopted the moniker “Professor Dubbenstein”. There was no respite from the hellish noise which echoed throughout the underground chamber nor…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part V)
Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jesus Christ? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Jesus: Undrafted Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Jesus: Free agent Who wins? Wiggins [AGE] Wiggins: 20 Jesus: Hard to pinpoint exactly. 32? Immortal? 2015? If it’s the latter…
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Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Michael Jordan? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall MJ: Drafted third overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves MJ: Charlotte Hornets, as owner Who wins? MJ [CURRENT STATUS AS BASKETBALL PLAYER] Wiggins: Active MJ: Inactive, but says…
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Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than LeBron James? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall LeBron: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves LeBron: Cleveland Cavaliers Who wins? LeBron [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: Is a threat to score in many ways….
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Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jabari Parker? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Parker: Drafted second overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Parker: Milwaukee Bucks Who wins? Parker [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: This guy just straight-up scored in any way you could…
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Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Anthony Bennett? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Bennett: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Bennett: Minnesota Timberwolves Who wins? it’s a tie [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: As a rookie, displayed advanced scoring…
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