The World Series is going on, dude. Why are you even caring about basketball right now? How can you call yourself an American when you can’t even partake in your fatherland’s favorite pastime? This Royals-Mets matchup is one for the ages, certain to go down as one of the greatest World Series’ ever, and you are watching meaningless early-season basketball?
I don’t get it. What’s wrong with baseball? Are you racist?
Yes, that must certainly be it. You are a racist, racistly enjoying basketball because of your prejudice towards minorities. Not only minorities, but women also, you frickin’ sexist. Get off my video.