Stepping into the Nuggets locker room must be like stepping into the United Nations. They’ve got representatives from pretty much every country that matters and a few that don’t:
Joffrey Lauvergne (France)
Danilo Gallinari (Italy)
Emmanuel Mudiay (Democratic Republic of the Congo)
Nikola Jokic (Serbia)
Jusuf Nurkic (Bosnia)
Mike Miller (South Dakota)
So when Mudiay decides not to pass the ball to a teammate, it’s not just a bad basketball play, but an international conflict. If Jokic and Nurkic ever fight over a rebound, it’s not just selfishness, it’s actually a second Balkan War. Does anybody know Bill Clinton’s number? We need some peacekeeping up in here! Gallo telling Lauvergne to get him the ball? More like WWIII with Mike Malone as Hitler. Everybody hunker down in your bunkers because we’re in for an extended nuclear winter. I hope you have enough canned goods.
If you think YouTube comments are bad, just wait til all these people are in the same room as each other, standing around naked and sweaty. Tensions are running high, and not the sexual kind either.