Good news for Bulls fans: Doug McDermott is officially out-Korvering Kyle Korver. Bad news for Bulls fans: Derrick Rose is officially garbage.
We’ll leave that second point for later. Does it even matter if your MVP-winner sucks when you’ve got Jimmy Butler and freshly-minted beast Dougie McBuckets? No.
All that hype I had for Doug is finally paying dividends. I get to enjoy primo three-point shooting while telling all the haters which bodily appendage of mine they can wrap their lips around. Take that, haters! I always knew Doug was going to be special, and even during those darkest days of his rookie campaign, I had only the greatest of optimism for his career.
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.