Since the storyline wherein Michael Jordan resided in Andrew Wiggins’ psyche and tormented his dreams until Wiggins forcibly ejected him, thus killing both dream-MJ and real-life MJ, has ended, DTB needs a new idea. Since it is quite early in the morning, my creative juices are currently stationary and it will be at least a few hours before they resume their flowing.
Simply put, DTB needs some help. Here are some bad ideas I’ve come up with but maybe my legions of YouTube fans can spruce them up a bit. Or you can suggest your own. If your idea is good enough I might actually use it and you’ll be internet-famous. Or I’ll just not do any story at all and just type two paragraphs of bullcrap in the description box like I do when I don’t have any ideas.
-Thirteen-year-old Wiggins goes to basketball camp, experiments with weed, and meets an older version of himself. They go on adventures.
-Wiggins gets sucked into a glowing blue portal and, accompanied by a mysterious guide, journeys across an alien world to meet a deity who turns out to be Scottie Pippen. For some reason this idea sounds familiar.
-Wiggins tries to get a girlfriend. (Cheerleaders??? Maybe)
-Wiggins travels to a ruined monastery in Russia where legend tells of an arcane artifact that grants its holder basketball skill beyond the limits of mortal men, then Shabazz Muhammad is overcome by jealousy and ganks it
-Wiggins livestreams himself playing GTA San Andreas because his crappy ass computer can’t handle GTA V (based on a true story)
-Something to do with that Bjelica guy
-Rubio/Wiggins friendship story with a vaguely homoerotic current throughout that makes everybody who reads it uncomfortable