New idea for Hawks halftime entertainment: “The Thrillsap Experience”, where you get Paul Millsap to dance awkwardly for five minutes while the Hawks organ guy shreds the crap out of his organ and a heavy dubstep beat plays in the background. There should also be laser lights firing in every direction and in every color….
Read MoreDay: November 15, 2015
Cory Joseph 17 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)
I don’t really expect Cory Joseph to continue shooting 57% from the field like he has been through the first eleven games, but then again, there’s a lot of occurrences in this world that I don’t expect. Like Jennifer leaving me. And my favorite brand of cheesey-flavor chips getting discontinued. These are all things that…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 17 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)
DownToBuck has his vibe-sensors turned up to 11, and they are picking up some serious vibes from one Spencer Dinwiddie. What kind of vibes, you ask? Michael Carter-Williams vibes. Serious ones. The similarities are, if not eerie, at least striking. Long? Check. Tall? Check. Not good right now but with maybe some potentials hidden in…
Read MoreRodney Hood 20 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)
“He’s playing like he’s in his prime right now.” What the flip is that supposed to mean? This is almost as confusing a remark from the Jazz commentators as “He’s an elite player” in reference to Alec Burks. It would be a kind of understandable thing to say if Rodney Hood was playing particularly well…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)
Good to see you again! I hope you have your book report ready to turn in! 10 pages front-and-back, single-spaced on how the “Harry Potter” series is different when you replace all instances of the character Vincent Crabbe with Allen Crabbe. What do you mean, you only got through the first few chapters of the…
Read MoreMarcus Smart Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)
Something is wrong with me. A grievous affliction, of unknown origin. I have talked to many a medical professionals, and even after repeated examinations, they can find no illness, no malady, that explains what has been tormenting me. I can’t get hyped for Marcus Smart. My hype-forming glands are still in perfect working order. This…
Read MoreZach LaVine 25 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)
How much veteran wisdom do you think Kevin Garnett dispenses on a daily basis? Is it like a wisdom trickle, or a wisdom torrent? He obviously has a lot of it to share, since he’s the vettest vet in the whole league, but if I were him, I’d guard my secrets carefully and only divulge…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 33 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)
Has a three-person commentary team ever succeeded in the NBA? This is a serious question posed in a serious manner. Because, honestly, every time a team tries to field three TV commentators at the same, it just totally sucks. There’s a color-man, and there’s an analyst. What’s the third person? Random jokes guy? Player anecdotes…
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