When people talk about ugly jerseys, the new Hawks jerseys are often brought into the conversation. I politely yet firmly disagree with those people, but that’s not what we’re talking about here. In the Hawks-Nets game last night, the Hawks jerseys were not even the ugliest on the court. Put another way, the grey and…
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Andrew Bogut 13 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
You know, I’m not even mad that the Bucks pulled the trigger on an Andrew Bogut-Monta Ellis swap a few years ago. It looks pretty lame now but at the time, I wasn’t even mad then and I’m not even mad now. Not even. Bogut was coming off a coordinated assassination attempt undertaken by Amar””e…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 24 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
I’m tired of Andrew Wiggins. He keeps having good scoring games, and pretty soon he’ll be an All-Star or something. YAWN. Where’s the fun in that? Watching players be good is such a drag. What I want is some team to pick up Andrew’s brother, Nick Wiggins. That would be sick. Like the 76ers or…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
When I watch Ersan Ilyasova find success with the Pistons, I know I should be happy. My brain, proud bastion of logic and rationality, tells me this. I should be happy for his team, for all fans of good-quality NBA basketball, and, most importantly, for him. Instead, I feel nothing. When Ersan left for Detroit,…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 32 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
I hate it when this happens. I get a whole bunch of assists for a video, and it turns out, well, we’re not talking about Magic Johnson here, that’s for damn sure. It’s still 8 assists for Danilo Gallinari tonight, so I guess I have no choice but to show them, despite their lackluster-ness. The…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 25 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
There is a dude in the NBA, RIGHT NOW, averaging 19 rebounds a game. No, not Dennis Rodman. Did you not notice the “right now” written in capital letters? As of this very season, there is a player who, with his own hands, grabs the results of missed shots an average nineteen times per contest….
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 29 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
In honor of Kristaps Porzingis scoring an impressive 29 points, I have compiled a list of all known facts about his home country of Latvia. -Is Kristaps Porzingis’ home country. -One of Tallinn, Riga, or Vilnius is the capital city. -Not nearly as messed up as some of those other former Soviet states. -I’m pretty…
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