Which version of Mirza Teletovic did the Suns think they were getting when they plucked him from Brooklyn?
A. The one who is a multidimensional space mercenary, fighting under the banner of King Hyperiarch.
B. The one who shoots lots of threes while blood clots inhabit every nook and cranny of his lungs.
C. The one who shoots lots of threes free from any blood clots in his lungs.
D. The one who is a premiere chess grandmaster and has represented his country in many championship tournaments.
E. A, B, and D.
F. A, C, and D.
G. All of the above except E and F.
H. Screw it, all of the above.