Jeff Teague is one of those players I ignore for no reason. However, a few things have conspired against me on this day to cause me to stop ignoring him, at least temporarily: -Nobody else has made Jeff Teague highlights -There were only four games last night and the highlight pickings are slim -He had…
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Jared Sullinger 21 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)
Jared Sullinger matched up pretty well against DeMarcus Cousins in this game. While Cousins is definitely taller, Sullinger is definitely fatter, so it was an even contest. One could even conjecture that the scale was tippled slightly in favor of Sully, possessing as he does a gigantic rear end with which to bully players who…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 15 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)
WILLIE CAULEY-STEIN JUMPSHOT ALERT! WILLIE CAULEY-STEIN JUMPSHOT ALERT! WILLIE CAULEY-STEIN MADE A JUMPER! ALERT! ALERT! This is a new era for Willie Cauley-Stein. No longer does he have to hang around the basket and beg for scraps from his more offensively-talented teammates. Those times are over! Now he can shoot jumpshots within fifteen feet whenever…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 23 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)
I don’t want to tell you your business. You’re a free human being, and one of the benefits of your freedom is that you get to watch whatever videos on YouTube that you want. It also means that I’m free to tell you your business in the form of what you should watch, because as…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 21 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)
It’s official: Evan Fournier’s hairline is officially forsaking him. Officially. I suspected something was up when he doing that mini-ponytail thing last year. This year, he’s given up on that ugly thing, but he is doing a similar thing by slicking his hair from front to back, creating a type of combover that disguises somewhat…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 25 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)
Chronological list of times where Avery Bradley looked up to the heavens and said “Thanks, Lord”: November 26, 1990: Born August 13, 1996: Was treated to a huge banana split by his uncle Lenny. January 1, 2000: The TV didn’t instantly shut off the second the new millennium began. September 11, 2001: Wasn’t in the…
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