The best part about making Mario Hezonja videos, other than the insane view counts, is that the MHIDF (Mario Hezonja Internet Defense Force) always shows up to rough up any non-Croatian commentators who doubt Hezonja’s star potential or…gasp…call him a bust.
Luckily I have my own defense force (the DTBIDF) who will come to my aid if I say something like “Mario Hezonja is not playing up to the expectations of the fifth overall pick” or “USA is better than Croatia”. Now I just need a real life defense force that will help me out when my mom gets mad at me for “not paying rent” and “wasting” my “time” making “videos” for my “stupid internet club”.