Since it might not be clear to the lesser-informed fans out there, let’s make a list of reasons why Jonas Valanciunas only gets 26 minutes per game:
-Three fouls per 36 is just way, way too much. I asked Dwayne Casey about this and he said “I hate Jonas Valanciunas”
-Valanciunas is not an efficient scorer. Centers should shoot at least 60% from the field if not higher
-Lowry and DeRozan need more touches. Can somebody remind me again who the All-Stars are on this roster? Bismack Biyombo is a better fit since he doesn’t need any touches
-Lithuania
-Valanciunas has shown improvement every year he’s been in the league – improvement at SUCKING
-“I don’t know if I’m suited to be an NBA coach” Dwayne Casey whispers in the darkened privacy of his bedroom closet as he looks at a framed picture of Jonas Valanciunas
-Who even wants a center that can put up 16/10 regularly? Nobody that’s who
-Valanciunas is already past his prime I bet
-He also doesn’t shoot enough threes. Scola shoots threes. Just shoot them like Scola does. Duh