Damn! Jamal Murray has been a tear lately, flashing his touted scoring ability while making a bunch of teams regret not picking him in the draft (coughwheezewolvessputtercough). He’s the most productive player in his class, and he’s doing it after spending the first few games of the season in a malfunctioning cryogenic storage chamber. The…
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Wilson Chandler 32 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
Wilson Chandler: Sixth Man of the Year front-runner? Wilson Chandler: Sixth Man of the Year front-runner. Notice the difference between those two sentences? It’s subtle, but it’s there: I removed the question mark and replaced it with a period. Just one punctuation mark, yet the whole meaning is changed! In the first sentence, I am…
Read MoreGlenn Robinson III 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
I was thinking to myself “wow looks like Glenn Robinson The Third is turning into a real NBA player” after making this video. These 20 points and that 16-point performance a few games ago, taken by themselves, paint a nice picture of Small Dog and his future in the NBA. Then I looked at Robinson’s…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
Just putting out there right now: for a night with all 30 teams playing, tonight SUCKS for highlights of role-players. Just straight up sucks donkey dong. I don’t even know what I’m going to do after this, because this is like the tip of the crap iceberg. It only gets crappier from here. Tyler Johnson…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
That’s right losers. TWO Davis Bertans highlights IN A ROW. Has Kristaps Porzingis ever received such a distinction? I think not. I KNOW not. Bertans has improved on the measly 1 dunk he converted last game, jamming it two times as hard as he could. When considered that way, this video is the equivalent of…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 11 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
I have to apologize to all my subscribers. Specifically to my European subscribers who are all bros even though they never stop arguing about nationalistic topics in my comments sections. Even more specifically to my Latvian bros who have supported me from day one. I apologize to all of you. I should have made Davis…
Read MoreCory Joseph 17 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
Given how unnecessarily excited the Raptors commentators were getting for Cory Joseph’s middling offensive performance, I figured that Joseph had been underperforming for the first bit of the season and that the commentators were just happy to see any signs of life out of him. So I checked it out. I honestly don’t know what…
Read MoreDarren Collison 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
The Kings have, perhaps unwisely, assembled a team full of players who have known character issues. It seems like they do this every season, but this season in particular probably has the most potential for locker-room brawls or other fun happenings. Let’s break it down: -Darren Collison: Beat up his wife. Domestic abuse is a…
Read MoreTrevor Booker 18 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
It seems like being on a crummy team like the Nets has had an effect on Trevor Booker. No longer content to be the guy who only takes smart shots that he can make, he is happily advancing the ball up the court himself and performing a wide variety of janky moves to get the…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 19 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
The only thing lamer than layups is free throws. Free throws are the least interesting part of any highlight video; they are boring to the point where a player with too many made free throws is automatically disqualified from my highlight services no matter how many points he scores. “Too many” free throws is a…
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