Attention females: Kelly Oubre Jr. isn’t even that good looking. He only looks good because, when he’s on the bench, he gets to sit between Andrew Nicholson who looks like a black smurf and Jason Smith who is totally balding. That’s the only reason. Take him out of his normal NBA habitat, and he becomes just another guy.
Look at that thumbnail. That thumbnail does not depict a man of above-average facial structure. If I’m a chick, I don’t even give that thumbnail a second glance while scrolling through videos trying to find the latest makeup tutorial. NOT EVEN A SECOND GLANCE. Okay?
Oubre would have to be like twice as good looking before he got anything more than pity phone numbers from the Wizards cheerleaders. And that’s a fact. Remember, he’s still getting paid rookie money, so he can’t use that to his advantage. I mean, I hear Denise is down to… frick… just about any dude, but she has herpes.