Troy Daniels just hit 6 threes in the last 4 minutes of the game against the Thunder. Not one, not two, not three, SIX triples in FOUR minutes of action. Luckily Donyell Marshall doesn’t hold the single-game three-point record anymore, or I’d be bemoaning the fact that Daniels didn’t get hot earlier and smash it….
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Josh Richardson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)
Sorry about the late description. I got delayed watching Sim Bhullar dominate a bunch of midgets in some random Asian league. Can you blame me for getting distracted? I wanted the Bucks to draft that dude and I still think he could contribute at least in a minor way in the NBA. I have to…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
So Serge Ibaka had twenty points in the first half of this game against the Hornets. That’s really good. Great even. That’s an amount of points that should convince your teammates and your coach that you need to be the main dude on offense in the second half. I mean, if a guy scores twenty…
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 20 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
“Dear Diary, The cursed white sand falls upon the land of Minnesota in horrific storms of white devilry. I am almost entirely housebound, so great is my fear of the devil’s precipitation. I now decline any invitations by my teammates to carouse about town, for Lucifer could command the sky to produce evil white sand…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
I’m honestly getting a little tired of Nicolas Batum constantly achieving these high assist totals. We get it. You’re a point-forward. You’ve proven your point. Can you cool off on the assists for a bit? Just pretend it’s your first four years in the league and you’re averaging two assists per game like a small…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 13 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
Marquese Chriss sat alone in his lightly-furnished Phoenix apartment. A small desk-sized Christmas tree was the only outward sign that the holiday was being celebrated there. That, and the large amount of Christmas cookies that were currently in his kitchen. The last batch of cookies was presently baking in his oven; they would be finished…
Read MoreDragan Bender 10 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
This game from Dragan Bender is what is called “progress”. You might not be familiar with that concept since you have yet to make any of it towards any of your personal goals, so you’re going to have to trust me on this one. Even if you do understand the abstract concept of “progress”, you…
Read MoreJoakim Noah 14 Points/4 Free Throws Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
I don’t know why everyone is all of a sudden hating on Joakim Noah’s free-throw shooting form. I mean, they were doing it before, back when he was still good on the Bulls, but it seems like it has really ramped up lately. Just because Noah has a ludicrously huge contract with no hope of…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 27 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
If Dënniß ßchrööder keeps doing what he has been doing the past few weeks, he’s going to find himself banished from my channel. I’d hate to do it, because I’ve been highlighting The Schredder since the beginning, but there comes a point in every young player’s career when he has to spread his wings and…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 33 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
Okay, so I was gonna write a sweet description for this video, it was going to be the Lopez bros talking over the dinner table at some family gathering like 60 years in the future. And Brook is like “remember when I dunked on you but then Jimmy Butler hit that game winner?” and Robin…
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