I know I said I wouldn’t compare Seth Curry and Stephen Curry anymore. So I won’t, even though I really want to. It’s just SO EASY. Primo description material, talking about how Seth is shooting better than Steph, how is headband game is so much more polished, how they both look like cute little lorises. The lowest hanging fruit is meant to be picked, sometimes. But not this time.
Instead, I will talk about how Seth and only Seth looks like a cute little loris. A little wrinkly loris with big eyes that look straight out of an anime. A loris with a headband and a tiny specially-made Mavericks jersey that he gets to wear whenever he wants. Who’s the good loris? Seth Curry is the good loris! An adorable bundle of loris that can score 24 points in a sanctioned NBA contest and make it not even look that hard.