Terry Rozier 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

This video reminds me strongly of another video I made over three years ago. That video also contained fourteen points including four three-pointers, and, like this one, it featured a Celtics shooting guard. Can you guess who that player might have been? Keep in mind that he had to have been so scrubby that fourteen…

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Seth Curry 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

That’s four twenty-point games in a row for Seth Curry after he had “just” six of them in the first 54 games of the season. At what point does he become the main offensive guy behind Barnes? Or as he already become that guy by surpassing Nowitzki? The Mavs haven’t been giving me many reasons…

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Steven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

Steven Adams basically commits elder abuse this entire video by posting up Dirk Nowitzki and shooting hook shots over him. I don’t know what New Zealand-Germany relations were like before this incident, but I’m sure that they’ve deteriorated significantly since last night. In fact, I’m pretty sure Merkel just closed the German embassy in New…

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Bismack Biyombo 14 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

It’s games like this that make you think that maybe Bismack Biyombo ISN’T the second-most overpaid player in the NBA behind Joakim Noah. A guy who can give you essentially a 15/15 line with good defense (sorry Vuc you don’t) would obviously be worth hella money to any team. The problem is, Biyombo isn’t a…

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Mario Hezonja 12 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

It was the battle of the Croats, the most anticipated matchup in recent times. Croat-on-Croat violence was not only expected, but encouraged, as the two players faced off in one 48-minute bout to determine who the superior Croat was. The entire sovereign nation of Croatia stayed up late into the night or perhaps even early…

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Rudy Gobert 16 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

It looked like a goaltend to me. For real. Speaking as a totally neutral, objective observer. At least close enough to be un-overturn-able. I think the refs made the wrong decision reversing the original call. Straight up. I am not mad about it. I am just stating what I think. Here’s another thing that I…

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Rodney Hood 28 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

I know it’s fairly early in Rodney Hood’s career, but I’m ready to issue the most feared declaration possible against an NBA player: at this point, he is what he is. Gasp. Granted, he’s had a bunch of injuries which have hampered what was looking, at the very beginning, to be a great season for…

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Brandon Ingram 16 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

Now is about the time in the season when I start clamoring for unlimited minutes/shot attempts for the rookies around the NBA. I can’t complain, though, about the leeway that Brandon Ingram has been given this year, and agitating for even more opportunities wouldn’t make sense. The Lakers’ coaching staff has shown an incredible amount…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 24 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

I remember thinking how stupid the Hawks were for giving a first-round pick for Tim Hardaway Jr. I was pretty low on Hardaway at that time, as were a lot of people, because he didn’t do ANYTHING besides inefficiently score the ball. I think I called him on it in a bunch of descriptions, because…

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Terrence Ross 20 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)

I’m still waiting patiently for Terrence Ross’ first dunk as a Magic. This is a slam dunk champion here. No reason that he shouldn’t be throwing down at least one heavy slamblam per contest. Serge Ibaka ended up being the reason Aaron Gordon wasn’t ever dunking it. Who is going to take the blame this…

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