Gary Harris, with this game, has stepped boldly into a new era of his career: the era where he scores points so effortlessly that it doesn’t even seem like he’s scoring a ton of points but he actually is. I don’t think the Nuggets commentators even realized that he set a career-high in this game,…
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Jonas Valanciunas 25 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
The age-old debate continues: is Dwayne Casey holding down Jonas Valanciunas, who is a potential star, because he is an idiot of a coach, or is Dwayne Casey rightfully denying playing time to Jonas Valanciunas because he isn’t that effective of an NBA player in terms of advanced stats? I don’t think a resolution will…
Read MoreSkal Labissiere 15 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
These highlights are sick. Totally sick. 15 points in 14 minutes for Skal Labissiere, showing off a variety of scoring moves. Replays are included because of the mindblowing nature of the moves. The video content of these highlights is top-5 on the year, you cannot convince me otherwise. The only problem is that the commentary…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 31 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
Dënniß “Sexy Nubian Princess” ßchrööder is a lightning rod for controversy. First he gets stranded in Germany because he tried to smuggle contraband in his bunghole, then he punched Dwight Howard full-on in the face on live TV against the Warriors. What’s next for this depraved maniac? I shudder to even think. Despite his off-court…
Read MoreElfrid Payton Triple Double 22 Points/14 Rebs/14 Asts Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
Due to the unexplainable vagaries of fate, I ended up having to make this video and eat buffalo wings at the same time. Before you become jealous of my existence (highlights and wings, what could be better?), remember that there is no clean way of eating buffalo wings. None. You can’t use utensils, because obviously…
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