I personally am extremely excited for a big man duo who not only have chemistry on the court but are absolute bestest bros in real life as well. Kristaps Porzingis and Willy Hernangomez will use their combined powers to make obsolete the likes of Kyle O’Quinn and Joakim Noah, that much is certain. But what…
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Tony Snell 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Tony Snell is among the best three-point shooters in the calendar year 2017, shooting nearly 50% on his long-rage attempts while attempting nearly four per game. When I arbitrarily require that players shoot at least two threes per game, the only players better are somewhat unexpected: Jordan Crawford, Quincy Acy, and Jeremy Lin. Then Luke…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 17 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Last time I made highlights for this guy I recklessly got over-hyped and accidentally ordered a 12-foot-tall 3D-printed purple statue of a naked Buddy Hield. Well, the thing finally arrived, and after the delivery guy laughed at me for a bit (that was mean of him), he agreed to help me drag it inside. It…
Read MoreJaMychal Green 20 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
My rule is that all videos uploaded to my channel should get 1,000 total views. If they fail to reach that minimum requirement, the video in question is a BAD video and should never have been uploaded. I bring this up because my most recent JaMychal Green video, uploaded six days ago, is currently sitting…
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 19)
This week’s biggest busts: Bulls -6, Grizzlies -5, Celtics -3, Hawks -3, Pacers -3, Kings -3 This week’s biggest successes: Wizards +4, Bucks +4, Mavericks +4, Clippers +3 1. San Antonio Spurs (51-14, 3-1 this week) (last week: #2 [4-0] +1) The much-vaunted WCF Finals preview of Spurs vs. Warriors turned out to be a…
Read MorePatty Mills 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
The stars seemed to have been aligned perfectly for Patty Mills to have a monster game. Not only were the main scorers on his team (Leonard and Aldridge) out for various reasons, but he was matched up against a team missing all of its own star players, including the ones that play defense. When all…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
This video is just another exhibit, another piece of evidence to be used in explaining Nic Batum’s sub-40% shooting from the field (okay, fair’s fair, he dragged it up to exactly 40% after last night’s game). All his made field goals, save one, were jumpshots, and many of them were very tough jumpshots. If you…
Read MoreGary Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
The thing that blows my mind about Gary Harris is that he looked like a nothing his first season in the league. He shot 30% from the field and 20% from three. He got a consistent ten to twelve minutes per game in the second half of the season but utterly failed to do anything…
Read MoreTobias Harris 28 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Since 28 points seemed like a lot for Tobias “Tobey Bear” Harris, I had to look up what his career high was. Yes, it is shameful that I don’t know off the top of my head. I know that. I thought about pretending for the purposes of this description that I have categorical knowledge of…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 13 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
After watching Davis Bertans shoot three-pointers in this video I have decided that I am going to devote the rest of my life to seeking out, consuming, and disseminating video clips of him doing that very thing. I didn’t know a big guy could shoot it so purely. Is it because he doesn’t have ACL’s…
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