I personally am extremely excited for a big man duo who not only have chemistry on the court but are absolute bestest bros in real life as well. Kristaps Porzingis and Willy Hernangomez will use their combined powers to make obsolete the likes of Kyle O’Quinn and Joakim Noah, that much is certain. But what is uncertain is what nickname this duo should receive. I have drafted a list of candidate nicknames that I will be trying out in day-to-day speech to see how well they work out:
-Porzingomez
-Herningis
-Bro Brothers
-Willy Pingis
-New York’s Finest
-The Ivory Towers
Suggest your own in the comments below, but be aware, I already came up with all the good potential nicknames so it’s probably that your suggestion is gonna really suck.