Devin Booker midrangeilation at the end of this season: yeah or nah? In my experience, people don’t watch midrangeilations, which is a strong argument against me making one for the Booker Report. On the other hand, midrangeilations are the sickest things ever and nobody makes them, while there are plenty of people who are doing dunkilations these days after I proved that it was a viable way to attract eyeballs to your channel. And since when have I cared what people will or will not watch? I’m the one who’s making endless JaMychal Green highlights for an audience of zero. I might as well make a highlight video showing Devin Booker (who is either asian, mexican, or jewish) hitting 150 or so midrange jumpers in rapid succession, even if only a couple thousand diehards are intrigued enough to actually watch it.
But that’s the future. This is the present, and in the present, Devin Booker took 26 shots to score 28 points and proved once again that he’s the most exciting young shooting guard in the league today. While Brandon Knight sobs quietly on the bench, the Booker Report gets as many minutes as his young, supple body can handle, and if it accidentally results in a win, that’s okay too, because you still want fans to buy tickets to these games.