If there was some sort of NBA-related MMA venture, I bet Jae Crowder would do pretty well. I mean, since it was NBA-related, there wouldn’t be any actual fights, just a bunch of dudes standing around and posturing, but Crowder would be really good at that. There is an art to looking so much like you are going to fight that you don’t actually need to fight at all. Look at his muscles! As Brian Scalabrine says, he’s got 99 problems, but muscles are… some of them.
That line is definitely going in my “commentary-ilation”. You can hear the exact point where Scal is like “oh man oh man how do I continue this oh no this isn’t going to make any sense ok just say something and get it over with”.