So, I wanted to see if Shawn Long lives up to his last name (not in that way you sicko), so I pulled up draftexpress and found out that his wingspan is seven-foot-one. So he’s not an insane freak of nature, but his arms are longer than he is tall, so that qualifies him as a “long” player. His name truly does match up to his physical attributes.
That was my whole idea for this video description and it was too easy to accomplish and now it’s over. I posed a question, I answered it, and I wrote a conclusion. There’s nothing more left to say regarding the topic of whether or not Shawn Long is long. I would say this whole thing was doomed from the outset and I should have picked a topic that would lend itself to a longer exposition. Oh well.