Perhaps Germans are too busy being the saviors of Europe to spend time on such mundane hobbies as watching NBA highlight videos, but when I look at the attention that Nikola Jokic videos attract and I compare it to the attention that Dënniß ßchrööder videos attract, it makes me sad. Germany has a lot more…
Read MoreDay: March 25, 2017
Justin Hamilton 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Do Nets fans ever get the feeling when watching Justin Hamilton play that they’re witnessing the second coming of Andrea Bargnani? Neither of them rebounds the ball despite being seven feet tall. Both of them are soft guys who don’t play defense (fine by me since I don’t care about defense). Both of them have…
Read MoreRondae Hollis-Jefferson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
I guess if you squint and use your imagination, Rondae Hollis-Jefferson is kinda like a dollar store version of Giannis Antetokounmpo. He has no jumper to speak of, but he has some handles, some length, and some passing ability sometimes. I cry every time RHJ takes one of his RHJumpers, but honestly some of his…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Since joining the Kings, Buddy Hield has had significantly more turnovers than assists. That’s not a good look for a shooting guard, but he gets a pass because he’s a rookie, and he gets a double pass because he got seven assists in this game, and he gets a triple pass because who’s he supposed…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson Career High 35 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Jordan Clarkson scored half the points of Devin Booker tonight, but made double the three-pointers. So, when considering which performance is the more impressive one, just decide if you like points or threes more. Me? I’m a downtown kind of guy. Just call me DownTownBuck. There’s nothing that I enjoy more in the NBA than…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 19 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
When I started making all these Ricky Rubio vids, he was kind of a forgotten man in Minnesota. Kris Dunn stole all his hype, and even though Dunn ended up sucking, he never gave the hype back. Rubio remained a decent player, but the stolen hype left him with a significant downgrade in popularity. So…
Read MoreShawn Long 18 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Here’s the deal bros: the Wisconsin-Florida game just went into OT, and I sure as HECK am not going to miss the exciting conclusion of that game just to write some words about some barely-above-D-League-level player named Shawn Long who scored only 18 points and not 70. Yeah, I know college basketball sucks. I’m aware….
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 18 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Brandon Jennings has been a pass-first, pass-second, and pass-third PG for the Wizards since getting signed by them. 5 assists in 14 minutes per game is pretty sick. Sick in the opposite way is his shooting percentages during the same stretch, which are so awful that I’m not even gonna type them here. You have…
Read MoreDario Saric Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
I am going to try and ignore the fact that some dude on the Suns scored a lot more points than this. I suggest you do the same, otherwise you won’t be able to appreciate these highlights for what they are: Dario Saric’s best scoring game in the NBA, featuring a wide variety of moves…
Read MoreDevin Booker Career High 70 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Devin Booker lagged behind the rest of his teammates getting off the team bus, which had just parked in the back of Boston’s TD Garden. He always liked to take a little while to get himself focused; walking through the hallways of whatever arena they were playing at and getting followed around by people holding…
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