Devin Booker 33 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2017)

This is fine, but it isn’t 70. It’s not even halfway to 70. If you watched this vid twice in a row, maybe you’d get a similar experience to watching the single 70-point highlight vid, but probably not.

I’m still in the process of wrapping my head around that insane performance by Devin Booker. I used to say that people from the future would look back on this season and wonder who the heck Devin Booker was and how the heck he scored 20 points per game. Now, people from the future will know his name, simply because of that one ridiculous scoring explosion. Hopefully YouTube is still around in some form so they can watch the highlights, though they’re gonna be pissed that they’re not in 3D fully-immersive 16k 7200p on-court hologram format.

I’m pretty sure the refs prevented us from having a 40-point game by the Booker Report. If not more. Maybe 50? If I knew their home addresses I would command you guys to go over there and leave angry pamphlets in their mailboxes, but I don’t. So you can leave whatever comments you want for them down below and I’ll write them all out on the back of all these damn business card I have (turns out no one wants business cards from a YouTube highlight-maker), bundle them up, attach them to a drone, and fly the drone over to the NBA offices. Then the NBA will know our true feeling on this game and the performance that was taken from us.

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