March 2017 – Page 12

Skal Labissiere 14 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

Once again, this Skal Labissiere highlight package is chock-full of sick Skal action. Totally sick. Only one problem: there are no replays! Or, only one replay. Still not even close to enough. I would say that all seven of Labissiere’s made shots tonight deserved one. Because they were, as I have stated before, sick. Normally…

James Johnson 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

It makes me mad that people (other than Heat fans) aren’t paying attention to James Johnson’s excellent season. Mad and angry and infuriated and livid and enraged and mad. Come on people. Johnson is basically a point forward right now which is everyone’s favorite kind of player these days, and he can barely draw a…

Jarell Eddie 13 Points Suns Debut Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

OFFICIAL WAYS I THOUGHT YOU COULD SPELL JARELL EDDIE’S FIRST NAME POWER RANKINGS 2017 EDITION 1. Jarrelle 2. Jarl 3. Jherel 4. Djarel 5. Djarell 6. Jerell 7. Garel POWER GAP 23. Jerbil POWER-ER GAP 43. Jarell

Jakob Poeltl 12 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

Full disclosure: Jakob Poeltl’s appearance reminds of a white(r) Blake Griffin. With that out of the way, we can reflect on how it sucks that the Raptors are such a good team because it means that their bountiful collection of young talent doesn’t get as much time as they need to develop unless they go…

Dario Saric 23 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

Is is too much to ask that Dario “Sergio, no Sario” Saric get a triple double before the season ends? I don’t think so. Remember MCW? Of course you do, he was only ROY of the year a couple seasons ago. He got them all the time, no problem. Here’s the plan: ask T.J. McConnell…

Tyler Ulis 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

Alright, I love Tyler Ulis and all, but 24 shot attempts is maybe a little much. That’s a LOT of shots hoisted. You could argue that someone had to replace Booker’s shooting volume, and I would argue that Jarell Eddie could have shouldered more of the load. Okay, maybe not him, maybe T.J. Warren instead….

Jusuf Nurkic 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

Since YouTube only allows me to use one thumbnail image per video, I have uploaded additional images of Jusuf Nurkic here: http://imgur.com/a/Huf9s If you are the proprietor of an art gallery and you would like to use some of my art for display, do not hesitate to tweet me about it. All clips property of…

Jordan Crawford 22 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

First off, whose idea was it to put Pelicans owner Tom Benson on the broadcast? Not to make light of whatever condition he may have, but he’s not all there. That was poor decision-making all around. It just makes people sad. I’m sad now because of it, and these 22 points by Jordan Crawford are…

DTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 20)

This week’s biggest busts: Pistons -6, Wizards -5, Hawks -4, Mavericks -4 This week’s biggest successes: Grizzlies +5, Nuggets +4, Trail Blazers +4 1. Golden State Warriors (55-14, 3-0 this week) (last week: #2 [2-3] +1) Holding the sacred relic in his outstretched palm, Kevin Durant murmured, “Spirits, please place your healing touch upon my…

Malcolm Brogdon 18 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2017)

The 2016 draft class was at serious risk of not having any of its members average double-digit scoring in their rookie seasons. But wait! What’s that I see in the distance? It’s Malcolm Brogdon AKA The Junkyard Brog coming to save the floundering assemblage of his co-draftees with his 10.0 points per game! After averaging…