Tyler Ulis looks way too tiny out there on the basketball court. In a league of giants, being the height of an average American is just not enough. Not to mention his weight. It’s like a tiny little skeleton is running around out there, creating havoc with his quickness and rattling bones. Isaiah Thomas doesn’t…
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Derrick Jones 8 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
Derrick Jones can slam the basketball good. And that’s it. Of course, the ability to slam good is one of the more desirable traits that a basketball player can have, and if you can slam it good enough, you don’t need to do anything else to secure a spot in the league, at least for…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 16 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
There is no reason to discuss anything about or anyone on the Thunder unless it is as it relates to Russell Westbrook’s quest to average a triple-double. Has there ever been a team where one player so thoroughly dominates his team’s narrative? Even Jordan had Pippen. Westbrook has… Oladipo? And Doug “Dougie McThunderBuckets” McDermott. McDermott…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
Jusuf Nurkic had 19 points and 5 assists tonight, which you can tell from the video title. What you can’t tell, and what you can only get a glimpse of in the thumbnail, is that he also set a new career-high in facial expressions, with 53. Only a small handful of the very best ones…
Read MoreMarcus Morris Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
Once again, this sick scoring performance by Marcus Morris doesn’t even feel THAT sick. Objectively, I know it’s a sick performance. A career-highs for a role-player is sick. 37 points for a role-player is sick. That’s all there is to it. If a 37-point game by a player wasn’t sick, it would mean that player…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 19 Pts/16 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
It’s okay everybody. Calm down. Everbody calm down. Calm your tits. Nikola Jokic is still good. He can still play basketball. Rumors of his demise have been greatly exaggerated. Admit it, you were freaking out when Jokic had that post-All-Star-break streak of low productivity performances. You read the news blurbs where he claimed he was…
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