This is the third time E’Twaun Moore has scored a career-high 24 points. The last two times came in February two seasons ago while he was with the Bulls. Now, everyone knows that the point total that denotes an “actually good game” is 25. That’s the threshold. Any lower than that, and you might have…
Read MoreMonth: October 2017
Donovan Mitchell 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
The Utah Jazz may have been totally butt-reamed by Gordon Hayward’s traitorous departure, and yeah, they’re not going to be nearly as good as last year, but hey! Don’t forget about them, because they still have the dynamic duo of… Joe Ingles and Donovan Mitchell attracting attention to the land of Mormons and more Mormons…
Read MoreBen Simmons 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
I need to start a storyline for Ben Simmons. This year will be my only chance, because the rule is that NBA stop being rookies after their first year in the league. So I gotta get going. But I don’t even have any good ideas! Here are a few concepts I have come up with,…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
I almost put “Grizzlies Debut” in the title of the video because I think this is the first time Chandler Parsons has shown up for a game for them. OUCH! SICK BURN. Get that man some ointment. Yeah for real though he has sucked for the Grizzlies. Not his fault, well maybe a little bit…
Read MoreJeff Teague 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (10/27/2017)
This video serves as an official letter of apology to Jeff Teague for basically ignoring him these past five seasons. In that timeframe, I have made a total of four highlight videos for this guy, even though he was averaging 15/6 the entire time. I’m not sure if this apology video will lead to me…
Read MoreDavid West 16 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)
I was a little bit surprised when I saw Draymond Green throw a lob pass to David West that actually resulted in a dunk for West, rather than West landing in a heap on the hardwood and having to be taken off in a wheelchair Paul Pierce style. Then I realized, why should I be…
Read MoreSteven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)
Steven Adams: Thunder’s best player? Let’s run down the list. Russell Westbrook doesn’t know what to do with two other stars on his team and he’s not even averaging a triple-double. What a bum. Total trash. Steven Adams isn’t averaging a triple-double either but that’s because he plays within his role. Also if Steven Adams…
Read MoreOtto Porter 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (10/27/2017)
If Otto Porter continues to play like this for the full 82 games, Wizards fans won’t even have to be sad that they lost the Kevin Durant sweepstakes two off-seasons ago. You can see where I’m going with this: Otto Porter is basically a budget version of Kevin Durant. Except the “budget” part, because Porter…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 19 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)
“Kelly, I really wish you wouldn’t do that,” Jason Smith said with annoyance as he and Kelly Oubre enjoyed drinks in a bay area bar. Kelly mildly looked around at the group of five women who were stroking his bare arms and cooing at him. “It’s not like I asked them to do this,” he…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma 15 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)
Killing Your Lakers Enjoyment Kuzma Uses No words start with Z sorry Magnesium Abrogated
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