Rondae Hollis-Jefferson has quickly jumped to the top of my personal “most annoying NBA players to make highlights of” list. Players who appear on the list often shoot too many free throws, make too many layups (“LAMEups”), and are too unpopular to drive view counts by themselves. Players on the list get bonus annoying points…
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Kelly Oubre 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
“WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THAT ASSHOLE?” Kelly Oubre exclaimed as he entered the visitor’s locker room of Capital One Arena. “I’M GONNA PUNCH HIS GOD DAMN FACE IN!” The group of Cavaliers players, in varying states of undress, exchanged confused looks as Kelly raged around the room, looking behind furniture and around corners for…
Read MoreRobert Covington 22 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
After several years of being a sub-40% field goal shooter, Robert Covington is apparently benefitting from no longer being the first, second, or even third option on his team this season, because he’s now shooting a neat 47% from the field. Even more impressive, his three-point percentage currently sits at sizzly 49% – that’s sizzlier…
Read MoreVictor Oladipo 31 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
I resumed making Victor Oladipo highlights because he was playing at a role player level last season in Oklahoma City. I didn’t expect him to average 25 points per game on 50% shooting and play like a guaranteed All-Star through the first nine games. By all measures, he is too good for my channel. But…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 10 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
So it’s sort of embarrassing to admit, but I actually didn’t know that there was a guy named Tyler Dorsey in the league until I saw his name pop up on my list of potential scrublights (that’s “scrub highlights”) for today. In honor of his total anonymity and obscurity, I have compiled a list of…
Read MoreLuc Richard Mbah a Moute 20 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
It strikes me as a little bit crazy that Luc Richard “The Second Best NBA Player From Cameroon” Mbah a Moute’s career high is only 22 points. He’s been in the league for a long time now, he’s a wing player (that means guaranteed touches whether you want them or not), and he’s started his…
Read MoreDavid Nwaba 16 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
I don’t exactly know what happened, but the Bulls just creamed the Magic by 22 points to get their second win of the season. Lauri Markkanen didn’t even do most of the damage – he only had thirteen. Nobody scored over twenty points individually, but seven players scored in double digits, and David “Nwannabe” Nwaba…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 25 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
The blame for me having to make this highlight video lies squarely on the Los Angeles Lakers players who were too unskilled/uncoordinated or simply too dumb to avoid fouling Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe on his three-point attempts. That’s seven whole points that Crabbey Patty acquired simply by shooting free throws. If you take the seven…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma 21 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
It just occurred to me that I don’t know how tall Kyle Kuzma is or what position he’s supposed to be playing out there. He grabbed thirteen rebounds (in addition to his 21 points [which was fifteen more than LOLnzo Ball LOL]) so it sort of seems like he might be a power forward, but…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 34 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
This description is just too easy. Too easy. It practically writes itself. In case you don’t understand what I’m getting at, I’ll say it outright: this was the most brutal and unforgiving REVENGE GAME in at least the past few years. Brook Lopez was pitted against his former team who traded him last off-season, and…
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