Perhaps the biggest contribution from Vonleh this game was his eighteen rebounds, five of them on the offensive end. You might be thinking “…B-b-but DEE TEE BEE, why did you put his eighteen rebounds in the title of the video if they were so important?” What a foolish question. The answer is clear. I do…
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Kosta Koufos 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Kosta Koufos is the perfect player to be the recipient of ironic adoration. The reason is threefold: 1. He’s going hella bald 2. He’s not the most attractive guy around, let’s just put it that way 3. He shoots hook shots and floaters exclusively 4. Bonus fourth reason: He’s a veteran role-player playing for a…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 18 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
“Kelly! Kelly! Are you hearing us at all?” Kelly Oubre looked up blankly from this phone. “Huh?” “I was saying, do you want to go party with us or what?” Jodie Meeks said, visibly annoyed with his teammate’s listlessness. “Milwaukee doesn’t have the best clubs, but Jason says he knows a lowkey sweet place to…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 16 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
This season, for the first time in his long, successful career, Manu Ginobili possesses win shares/48 below .100. WS/48 is my favorite stat out of all the stats because it almost always corresponds with my opinions on who is a good player and who is a bad player, and it doesn’t get bamboozled by low…
Read MoreJose Calderon 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
JOSE CALDERON FREE THROW WATCH: After last night’s action, Jose Calderon is now four-of-four on free throws for the season after being 0-of-0 in the previous seven games. This places his free throw percentage at 1.00, tied for best in the league with 32 other players. For those of you who don’t understand the importance…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 16 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Do the New York Knicks commentators even call Doug McDermott by his nickname “Doug McBuckets”? In the few Knicks games that I’ve watched, I don’t think I’ve ever heard McDermott referred to in that way. All I hear is Clyde Frazier saying “MacDermott” over and over because they want to play up his good-natured illiteracy…
Read MoreMario Chalmers 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Remember when Chris Bosh yelled at Mario Chalmers while both were playing for the Heat? Remember the visceral feelings of sympathy you had for Chalmers, who always seemed so untalented and expendable next to this three superstar teammates? Remember how you thought that Bosh should understand that not everybody can play perfectly all the time,…
Read MoreWill Barton 25 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Let us all take a moment to remember when Will Barton was in the dunk contest and lost really bad. Thank you. It is important to remember not just the heroes of the past, but also the victims. To be honest I don’t even recall the dunks that he attempted in that contest. Not even…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
I don’t exactly know how player-specific fandom works in eastern Europe, but somehow Nikola Vucevic drew the short straw and ended up with exactly zero fans. While Nikola Jokic (who is averaging FEWER points than the other Nikola) receives bags and bags full of fan correspondence every day, Vucevic has to be content with one…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Mute this video, then watch it, and be sure to take note of what sound you make at approximately 1:50 of this video. Now watch it again with audio this time. How did your sound compare to the one Quinn Buckner made? Don’t be sad if it wasn’t quite as good. Not all of us…
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