Huh. Wow. That third quarter was sure something. The crowd at MSG was freaking out as the Knicks scored point after point, with no response from the Raptors except sad faces and one angry coach. I’m sure any Raptors fans who haven’t yet succumbed to the cold Canadian winter turned this one off after their…
Read MoreMonth: November 2017
Aaron Gordon 26 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
While making these Aaron Gordon highlights, I couldn’t help but notice how similar he was looking to a certain Magic star from the past. Can you guess who I’m thinking of? Watch the vid first for clues. Hint 1: It’s not Shaq Hint 2: It’s not Scott Skiles Hint 3: Greg Kite? Nah. Give up?…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma 22 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2017)
Twenty-two points for Kyle Kuzma is great. It’s nice. I like it. But after he had eighteen in the first half alone, I expected a little bit more. I’m not saying he has to set new career highs every game, but I am saying that he should score more points for my entertainment. The customer…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 17 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2017)
Is Denzel Valentine a legit good three point shooter now? “Good” might not even be a strong enough word. “Elite” is pushing it, but we’re going with it for now. Is Denzel Valentine legit an elite three-point shooter now? He’s making 43% of his six threezone attempts per game, and we’re over a sixth of…
Read MoreAntonio Blakeney 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/21/2017)
I like Antonio Blakeney because he’s currently scoring almost thirty points per 36 minutes. I also like him because he has a flattop and because he apparently has a bunch of childhood friends who go to the comment sections on his videos and call him “Tone”, but the main draw for me is how singularly…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Perhaps the biggest contribution from Vonleh this game was his eighteen rebounds, five of them on the offensive end. You might be thinking “…B-b-but DEE TEE BEE, why did you put his eighteen rebounds in the title of the video if they were so important?” What a foolish question. The answer is clear. I do…
Read MoreKosta Koufos 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Kosta Koufos is the perfect player to be the recipient of ironic adoration. The reason is threefold: 1. He’s going hella bald 2. He’s not the most attractive guy around, let’s just put it that way 3. He shoots hook shots and floaters exclusively 4. Bonus fourth reason: He’s a veteran role-player playing for a…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 18 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
“Kelly! Kelly! Are you hearing us at all?” Kelly Oubre looked up blankly from this phone. “Huh?” “I was saying, do you want to go party with us or what?” Jodie Meeks said, visibly annoyed with his teammate’s listlessness. “Milwaukee doesn’t have the best clubs, but Jason says he knows a lowkey sweet place to…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 16 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
This season, for the first time in his long, successful career, Manu Ginobili possesses win shares/48 below .100. WS/48 is my favorite stat out of all the stats because it almost always corresponds with my opinions on who is a good player and who is a bad player, and it doesn’t get bamboozled by low…
Read MoreJose Calderon 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
JOSE CALDERON FREE THROW WATCH: After last night’s action, Jose Calderon is now four-of-four on free throws for the season after being 0-of-0 in the previous seven games. This places his free throw percentage at 1.00, tied for best in the league with 32 other players. For those of you who don’t understand the importance…
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