As far as fights go, this one isn’t great. It certainly doesn’t live up to past classics like “Ibaka vs. Fropez” or “Henson vs. Barnes” or “Artest vs. Fans”, but it does involve LeBron, which bumps it up a bit. LeBron hasn’t been roughed up since that brutal hit Nazr Mohammed delivered on him in…
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Darius Miller Career High 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
Darius Miller makes his long-awaited return to this channel, scoring 21 on 7 of 9 shooting and reminding me simultaneously of both Darius Morris and Quincy Miller. All of a sudden I’m not as excited about this performance anymore. Can we get those two dudes back in the league instead? I’m playin’. I’m actually pretty…
Read MoreDragan Bender 15 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
It took a while, maybe longer than people expected, but Dragan Bender has finally put up a “good” offensive game for the Suns. No conditions, no gotchas, no ifs. Just a straight-up good game scoring the rock for “Very Soft Player”. He did it all, pretty much. Is this what Suns fans thought they were…
Read MoreTyler Cavanaugh 16 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
I’m so happy right now. Like, I’m just sitting here with a big-ass smile on my face. You can guess why I’m so happy. It’s super obvious. That’s right: because this video is something that I’d do near the end of the season, when all the low-tier role-players are getting tons of minutes. But it’s…
Read MoreKyle Korver 21 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
Kyle Korver just saved the Cavaliers from another embarrassing loss. The Knicks aren’t even good, as far as I can tell, but they went up big and looked to be cruising until Mr. Fourth Korver showed up and kicked them squarely in the nads/groinal area. Repeatedly. With great force. I actually feel sort of bad…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 16 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)
At the risk of angering Celtics fans, I have to ask: is there something good about Terry Rozier that I’m missing? Other than that he plays for the current best team in the East? I’m your average clueless boxscore observer, so my opinion doesn’t hold as much weight as that of a blind Celtics homer,…
Read MoreClint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)
Twenty points in a single game is not unusual for Clint Capela when he gets to play with James Harden the entire time. Harden makes the game easy for the Capelmeister. What I’m struggling to comprehend is how the addition of Chris Paul into the mix will affect Capela’s game. Every time I think about…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 24 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)
Avery “A-very Bad Passer” Bradley likes to do two things: shooting the rock, and prevent other people from shooting the rock. As far as he is concerned, basketball is scoring and denying scoring. Other aspects of the game of basketball are not to his liking. Which makes him a pretty darn good SG these days….
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)
Is it a coincidence that Domantas Sabonis’ first name is a close relative of the word “dominate”? No. Let’s just clear that up right now. It’s not a coincidence. When he was named, everyone knew he would dominate the Houston Rockets in the second quarter of their game on November 12, 2017. They knew it…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)
It’s a good thing I kept all my dumbass opinions of Jaylen Brown going into the season to myself, because he has totally proven me wrong. Or right. You don’t actually know, because these were my own personal opinions, not the ones I type out for you guys on a nightly basis. Maybe I thought…
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