Tomas Satoransky is officially the most sinister-looking player in the NBA. I don’t know who he dethroned to take that title, but he definitely has it now. I had forgotten how evil he looks, it’s been a long time since he got his one and only vid on my channel. The question is not if…
Read MoreMonth: November 2017
Dario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
It’s getting cold outside. That’s what winter means in my neck of the woods, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Humans didn’t evolve all this way just so that we could walk outside in November and be at risk of death. And it’s just going to get colder. Dammit. Aren’t we supposed to be…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber 16 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
Maxi Kleber is already so much better than Tim Ohlbrecht (the previous “next Dirk”) that it’s making me, paradoxically, a little sad. Happy as well, but also sad. I was told directly, by high-ranking Houston Rockets officials, that Ohlbrecht was “the ultimate player, perfectly suited to the NBA game, in the mold of Dirk Nowitzki…
Read MoreJrue Holiday 27 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
I’ve lost track of how much money is “a lot” in the NBA these days, what with the wildly inflating cap space that teams have to play with. But 26 million for Jrue Holiday seems like it would qualify. Not only is he getting that this year, but he’s getting that for the next four…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
Josh Jackson played 8 minutes and scored 0 points last game against the Bulls. If they are able to, Suns fans will have to tell me why such a thing could be allowed to happen. This isn’t Troy Daniels we’re talking about. This is Josh Jackson. The 4th overall pick. Maybe on a team that…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 40 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
In a previous Khris Middleton video I had debuted my new proprietary advanced stat which totally revolutionized the statistical nerddom landscape, a stat that clearly separated good players from bad ones. It was actually more of a list than a stat, but I still think it’s pretty accurate. I have now updated my stat for…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 16 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)
Kelly Oubre, wearing a white robe that was too small for him and surrounded by elementary-school-aged boys and girls, waited impatiently inside Jang’s Karate Studio. The place was located in a drab strip mall, but Yelp reviews had assured him that it was the best place in the DC area to learn Karate. “You’re really…
Read MoreTyus Jones 12 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2017)
Having been given the starter’s job in relief of the injured Jeff Teague, Tyus Jones has had some good games by his standards. Last game had him notch a 9/7/7, with the last seven being steals, and this game he had a neat 12/7 line. The caveat: Tiny Tyus played forty minutes and “only” got…
Read MoreJonas Jerebko 15 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)
Swedish people need to tell me if there are any up-and-coming Swedish ballers that I need to be on the lookout for. Jonas Jerebko is great and everything, but he’s thirty years old, which means he only has like five years left in the league at most. I’m sure he could continue dominating the Swedish…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 11 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)
A few disorganized thoughts on Royce O’Neale because I don’t have enough material on O’Neale to compose several paragraphs of organized narrative about him: -I thought his last name was pronounced “Oh-Neely” but both commentators here steadfastly called him “Oh-neel” like he’s Shaq’s son or something. So I went and found an interview where O’Neale…
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