November 2017 – Page 3

Derrick Favors 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

At 1:46 in this video, Rudy Gobert makes a sour face while wearing a snazzy outfit on the bench. This is during the stretch were Derrick Favors is taking over the game. What do you think Rudy was thinking right at that exact moment? -“We’d better trade Favors to another team so he can continue…

Dion Waiters 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

We are living in troubled times. The president of the United States freely hurls accusations at the media, saying that they lie. In response, the media says that the president lies. It is very possible, likely even, that they both are lying. These occurrences are symptoms of a problem that envelops all. A culture of…

Kris Dunn Career High 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

Kris “Dunn Dunn Dunn” Dunn and Jerian Grant are seemingly incapable of both having a good performance in the same game. Last game Grant goes for a career-high 24 while Dunn scores 2, this game Dunn goes for the career-high 24 and Grant scores 6. Most of the time they both suck, but it would…

Bam Adebayo 19 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

All confusion I previously had involving the identities of Bam Adebayo and Dwight Howard is totally cleared up now. They, in their respective rookie years, still look absolutely one-hundred percent the same, with literally no physical traits differentiating them, but would Dwight shoot rainbow jumpers in the manner of Dirk Nowitzki? Heck no. His jumpers…

T.J. Warren 25 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

T.J. Warren made a three in this game. His fourth such bucket of the season. Let’s ignore for now that that one make led him to take a bunch more of them, which all bricked. Let’s focus on the positive instead: Warren is now significantly over 10 percent shooting from deep on the year. I…

Justin Holiday 25 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

I couldn’t fit all the cool stuff Justin Holiday did in the title of the video, so I kept it simple. 25 points. To go along with 3 boards, 5 assists, 2 steals, and 3 blocks. Looking at those numbers, you know who I’m thinking of? Kevin Garnett. Straight up. Except I don’t know if…

Jonathon Simmons 21 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Jonathon Simmons has continued to play solid basketball even during the Magic’s interminable losing streak, which now stands at nine games. My hypothesis that Simmons would struggle on a team without as friendly a system as the Spurs continues to get proven wrong. Sure, Simmons doesn’t really accumulate stats other than the scoring kind of…

Clint Capela 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Now that the Rockets are back to full health with Harden and CP3 out there, often at the same time, I expect nothing less than these types of performances from Capela every game. Every single game. Twenty points or more. Five dunks or more. All he has to do is roll to the basket and…

Frank Mason 14 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

I don’t want to sound presumptuous, and Kings fans are definitely free to correct me here, but is Frank Mason III not totally outplaying De’Aaron Fox right now at this very moment? Mason’s not taking the world by storm or anything, but he’s had some pretty okay scoring games recently, and he’s total money from…

Willie Cauley-Stein 19 Points/6 Assists/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Willie Cauley-Stein again had a game where he didn’t display much of his newly-expanded offensive arsenal; he was limited to mostly layups, dunks, and putbacks in this one. Perhaps Joerger told him to stop being a moron and only take the shots he can make reliably. Anyway, none of that matters anymore because WCS just…