This video gets off to a bad start when one of those dopes that ESPN employs to commentate games said “Kebler” instead of “Kleber”. At least he didn’t say “Keebler”, like the brand of cookies, but still, you gotta put some respeck on that name. Maximillian “The Wurzburg Wiener” Kleber, as a player, is basically…
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Jamal Murray 24 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)
Jamal Murray: BETTER or WORSE than Flip Murray? Let’s take a look at the facts: TEAM: Jamal Murray has played for just one team, the Nuggets. Flip Murray played for a bunch of different teams, eight by my count, probably because he wasn’t very good. ADVANTAGE: Jamal PPG: Jamal Murray is averaging 10.2 points per…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 22 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/1/2017)
In a previous description I asserted that Jaylen Brown needed to send Gordon Hayward two cards, one a thank-you card for getting injured and freeing up some forward minutes, and one a get-well card for his injury recovery. After this latest Jaylen Brown scoring outburst (which I have taken to calling a “Brownout”), I am…
Read MoreDarren Collison 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2017)
I’ve thought for a while that Darren Collison was an underrated point guard. I seem to remember that he struggled with effort issues in the past, or maybe he just thought that he could walk in and have a starting PG spot without doing any work, because a lot of his previous stints with various…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 26 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)
In order to advance the cause of scrubs and role players in the NBA, I have come up with a new award for such players who have astounding single-game shooting performances: the SORPWWOAGB award. If you’re too dumb to figure out the acronym without me spelling it out for you, I’m gonna spell it out…
Read MoreKhris Middleton Career High 43 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)
It’s not fair. Khris “Khash Money Deuces” Middleton has been not very good most of the season, but puts up an insane 43 points. Meanwhile, Giannis Antetokounmpo, who has been very good most of the season, gets in foul trouble and contributes far below his norm. Also Malik Monk went off which DownToBuck is NOT…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 32 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)
Maybe it’s best for Tyreke Evans if he forgets about the whole “acknowledging your teammates by passing them the ball” thing. It worked for Rubio tonight, it can definitely work for Evans for the rest of his career. A ball-handly player like him will always end up with a few assists almost by accident, but…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 16 Points/1 Anklebreaker Full Highlights (11/1/2017)
First off: sorry for the clickbait video title. But I want people to see Robert Covington get his ankles obliterated by the TIGHT HANDLES of Luke Babbitt. And its not even as clickbaity as it could be; I didn’t even add “/1 Dunk” even thought he also had a dunk this game. He really did…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 30 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)
Ricky Rubio points tonight: 30 Ricky Rubio assists tonight: 1 YES. This is what I want. I used to think I wanted Rubio to pass the ball, but it turns out I don’t. No one does. Why would you want to see him try to get his lame-o teammates involved when he could drop 30…
Read MoreMalik Monk 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)
Malik Monk chose tonight to go off for the first time in the NBA, even though he knew how much pain that would cause Bucks fans. He knew about the suffering that he would inflict should he shoot and make a bunch of crappy threes that don’t even deserve to hit rim, but he did…
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