The Nets had to be aware of this fact when they acquired DeMarre “CarrLOL” Carroll: he can only be really effective when surrounded with four (4) All-Stars, like he was on the Hawks. Luckily, it turns out he can be half-effective even without any All-Stars, which is great because the Nets don’t have any. At…
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Jerian Grant Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)
If you thought the last Jerian Grant vid I did sucked, you probably won’t think this one is any better. Even though he scored a then-career-high in both of them, they are about the farthest thing from “exciting” or “dynamic” as it’s possible to be. If you slapped together his very best plays, accentuated with…
Read MoreMike James 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/26/2017)
I got kinda mad while making this vid, and I almost sabotaged by splicing the audio of that new Suns commentator guy saying “Proud to own the three-point zone! Fulton Homes donates one-hundred dollars to Suns charities” over the entire thing. No actual commentary (although that was in short supply anyway), just that stupid promotional…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
When I tuned in to the Bucks-Jazz game at first I thought I had entered some kind of time warp, because it looked like we were playing the Pacers. I was getting ready to call all the newspapers and tell them that I was a time traveler and that they should interview me, but then…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 19 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
I was happy about the Bucks trading for Eric Bledsoe even though I knew in my heart of hearts that it would result in fewer minutes for former ROTY of the year Malcolm Brogdon AKA The Junkyard Brog AKA The Cybrog. But now I’m like, Eric Bledsoe is sort of sucking, especially at shooting the…
Read MoreTony Snell 18 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
Tony “Prince of Darkness” Snell is currently leading the league in true shooting percentage (if you take out all the people who don’t have enough shots to qualify) at 69.5%. I don’t know how true shooting percentage is calculated or why the stat even exists in the first place, but if puts a Bucks player…
Read MoreOtto Porter 24 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
The Wizards were up by 17 points after Otto Porter made his free throws with 8:53 left in the fourth quarter. Otto Porter did not attempt another field goal the rest of the game and the Wizards ended up losing to the Blazers by three. OFFICIAL WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THAT THE WIZARDS LOST POWER…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
Elfrid “Flattop Got Stuck in a Vacuum” Payton had missed a stretch of eight games early in the season due to some kind of injury (perhaps related to his floppy hair thing). Now he’s back in the starting point guard role and guess what? The Magic have lost eight games in a row. You know…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
It’s getting to be that time of year again. The time of year where Kyle “Irish Black Santa” O’Quinn starts to feel the Christmas spirit, as well as the spirit of Eire, and also the spirit of his African ancestors. All three of these spirits combine into the puffy-bearded force known as O’Quinn. He picked…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 30 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
Michael Beasley was a legit good player for a playoff team last year. That’s the facts right there, undisputable. So why are the Knicks (probably not a playoff team) seemingly not interested in letting B-Easy show his stuff? It took Porzingis and Kanter being injured for him to get his chance, and he took advantage….
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