The first half of this game was a continuation of the fourth quarter Lance Stephenson had against the Raptors, the main feature being horrible stepback jimbos after too much dribbling, this time with added post-basket dance moves to really get the crowd pumped. Add in a fairly powerful dunk, and you have the reason why…
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Jakob Poeltl 14 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
Raptors fans who actually watched this game should have told me that these seven buckets by Jakob Poeltl were about the lamest seven buckets any NBA player has had this season. Why did no one tell me? Do they not have internet in Canada? I know they do, because I know that I get tons…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
I thought hard about including Buddy Hield’s absolute airball on his potential game-winning/tying attempt. It was really bad! It didn’t even come close to going in, but I decided to leave you all with a much kinder picture of how Hield performed tonight. He was, certainly, clutch as all heck, hitting two threes in the…
Read MoreDario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
My quest to make highlights of every white person on the 76ers roster ends here, with three of four successfully highlit. Furkan Korkmaz highlights, sadly, are not going to happen. No matter how much you beg, no matter how much you plead. I have standards. This Dario Saric vid will have to do. Like T.J….
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
One might be tempted to take this game as evidence that T.J. McConnell is no longer being marginalized in Philadelphia. “15 and 13, how could a player who is being marginalized put up those kind of numbers?”, you ask yourself. “The only reasonably conclusion is that the 76er’s coaching staff is now giving McConnell the…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 29 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
There have been a lot of revenge games going on this season. Players who were cast aside by the teams they thought loved them, exacting sweet nectary justice on the FO’s responsible. Justice taking the form of three-point barrages, punishing inside scoring, and snide postgame comments. What J.J. Redick did tonight wasn’t exactly a revenge…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 17 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)
“Hey rookie.” Mike James looked up at his teammate Tyler Ulis. As Tyler expected, Mike seemed annoyed by the “rookie” reference, given that the rookie was actually five years Tyler’s senior. “What’s up, Tyler?” Tyler smirked. “I just wanted you to know that with my strong play tonight, you’re probably going to go back to…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/24/2017)
Is this a new thing where Heat players salute each other after making a nice pass leading to a nice bucket? You can see salutes happening multiple times in this video. I guess it’s a cool thing to do if you want to build up camraderie and create a positive team atmosphere and all that…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/24/2017)
With this last 26-point effort, Dennis “Sexy Nubian Princess” Schröder is now back over 20 PPG for the season. This allows me to present my OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHO ARE SCORING 20 PPG POWER RANKINGS [RANKED ON HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THEM] (NOVEMBER 2017 EDITION): 1. LeBron James 2. Stephen Curry 3. Kevin Durant 4….
Read MoreNick Young 17 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)
Nick Young was given the entire fourth quarter to pretty much do what he wanted. The Warriors were up by forty, and he had only taken two shots up to that point, so he made the most of the scoreboard disparity and shot the ball ten times in the fourth. Normally one thinks of the…
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