December 9, 2017 – Page 2

Tyreke Evans 27 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

If I’m a Grizzlies fan, I’m going to think about going into hibernation over the winter. The identity that defined the Grizzlies in years past is gone, replaced by… Tyreke Evans putting up big numbers in losses. And Marc Gasol calling everyone out but nothing changing. Just a quick little hibernation sesh until Mike Conley…

Jonathon Simmons 21 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I was among those who overreacted to the Magic’s hot start to the season. I thought that this was the year they finally put it together, not forming a contender but at least a low-seeded playoff team. It would only be fitting that, after so many years of thinking they would be good but weren’t,…

Kenneth Faried 20 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

All the potential thumbnail images I gathered for this vid told me the same thing: Kenneth Faried is looking OLD. Not super old, but what happened to that youthful face he always had? Did his mistreatment at the hands of the Nuggets distort it? Or did he hit 28 years old and immediately sprout a…

Wesley Matthews 29 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I was absolutely 100 percent at peace with Wesley Matthews leading the Mavericks to a win against the favored Bucks. He was looking good, shooting the midrange better and more often than usual, and he wasn’t J.J. Barea or some other annoying player. Yes, if I could choose one players to kick Milwaukee’s heinie from…

Khris Middleton 31 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

Gonna be honest with you, I turned this game off at some point in the third quarter so I could start making highlights. I wasn’t too sad, since the Bucks weren’t looking that great anyway. Joke’s one me, I didn’t even get to see Khris Middleton put the Bucks on his back and drop 15…

Zach Randolph 35 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

Sacramento was tonight the location of a momentous battle between the Kings’ present, Zach Randolph, and the Kings’ past, DeMarcus Cousins. The Kings’ future, Skal Labissiere, was not present because he was banished to the D-League for sleeping with Dave Joerger’s wife. So who came out on top in this battle of Kings legends? Was…

Lauri Markkanen 24 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

Lauri “Valkoinen Mammi” Markkanen hasn’t been doing as great lately. Someone once told me that’s what NBA rookies do, get in slumps, but I didn’t believe them then and I don’t believe them now. Slumps are a concept created by the powers that be to make player’s ridiculous contracts justifiable. If Markkanen’s stats are worse,…

Kris Dunn 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

It was close there for a while, but I can now confidently announce the winner of the Bull’s point guard battle, the least exciting inter-team positional battle in the whole league. Hint: it’s not Jerian Grant. Or Ryan Arcidiacono. That’s right: Kris Dunn! He started off the season slowly, leading many to fear that he…