Toronto fans may have been annoyed at Jose Calderon by the end of his tenure with him because of his tendency to pound the ball, but man, that guy had some sick assist-to-turnover ratios early in his career. I’ve been watching the NBA forever and no one ever thought to tell me about this? He…
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Kyle Kuzma 19 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Quiz time! Which player was Mark Jackson referring to when he said the player “has no flaws in his game”: A. Kyle Kuzma B. LeBron James C. Kevin Durant D. Josh Magette E. Mark Jackson Before you answer, remember, Mark Jackson is an insane person who has no grip on reality whatsoever.
Read MoreFrank Ntilikina 13 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
For being a top-10 pick in the biggest media market in North America, Frank Ntilikina sure doesn’t get talked about much, does he? No fawning articles about his upbringing, no hit-pieces because of how much he sucks, just nothing. Come on people! He’s shooting almost as poorly as Lonzo Ball and has a single-digit PER…
Read MoreLonzo Ball 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
The hype for Lonzo Ball, which had dipped to dangerously low levels, might rebound a bit after tonight. All the elements were there for a breakout game: ESPN, Madison Square Garden, his dad dancing like a maniac in the front row, if Lonzo had scored 50 tonight they probably would’ve stopped the season right there…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Caris “Fat LeverT” LeVert had a nice game tonight. His second best game this season in terms of points, and his second best game this season in terms of assists. Does that make it his second best game this season in total? Yup! I thought the Nets were gonna be pure unfiltered garbago beans this…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 20 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
After a semi-promising rookie season, Trey Lyles really sucked last year. Sucked so bad that I don’t blame the Nuggets for not playing him at all to start this year. Now he’s good. Weird how that happens with young players sometimes. They start off okay, then they suck, then they’re okay again. Or, they suck…
Read MoreTaurean Prince Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
THE TAUREAN PRINCE CHAPTER I: The Legend Begins —————- “Wake up! Wake up!” “Huh, what?” Ferland muttered as he squinted his eyes against the morning sun shining through the windows. Raising his head slightly, he could vaguely make out the form of his older sister standing next to the door of his chamber. Deciding that…
Read MoreJamal Murray 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Jamal “Blue Drill Press” Murray keeps having games like this that disguise the fact that he is shooting 30 percent from three on the season. I do not like being deceived in this manner. Nuggets fans, surely, have avoided the deception because they have to watch his bricks every game. I do not get that…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Kyle Korver’s two best scoring games of the season have come in Cavaliers losses. I’m not telling you what to think. You’re your own person, you can come to your own conclusions. I’m just putting the facts out there for analysis and interpretation. That’s all. I like Kyle Korver. One of the greatest three-ballers of…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Pistons coach Stan Van Gundy took the first tentative steps in removing his head from his own butt by playing Boban Marjanovic 13 minutes tonight. That’s still way fewer than he should be getting, but at least it was more minutes than Eric Moreland got. It’s a start. I had been giving Can’t Van Coach…
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