If Jamal Murray continues on his upward trajectory, there’s a chance he could become the Nuggets leading scorer this season. Wait… hold on! I’m looking at the point totals versus points per game, and he’s already their leading scorer! Damn! All he needs to do to keep that title through the end of the season is some low-key sabotage against Nikola Jokic and Gary Harris. Nothing major, just a few less passes their way per game. If he wanted to go all Tonya Harding on them, I would not encourage that.
Okay, I just looked it up (again), and it turns out that that Tonya Harding incident only resulted in severe bruising and not any broken bones or exploded knees or anything. So if Murray wants to go that route, it would be highly unethical but not completely insane.