Kelly Oubre walked through the front doors of Washington D.C.’s central public library and stopped to assess his surroundings. He had never been in this library before. As far as he could remember, he had never been in any kind of library before. He didn’t know where the books he was looking for would be…
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Wayne Ellington 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
I love living in a world where Wayne “Beef W” Ellington has made more three-pointers than Steph Curry. True, Curry has played in thirteen fewer games, and, true, Curry will probably catch up at some point anyway, but just being able to say “Wayne Ellington is a better three-point shooter than Steph Curry” and technically…
Read MoreJosh Hart 16 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
Josh “The Hulk” Hart (do the Lakers players really call him that? Ess Em Aitch) scored 26 points in a game earlier this year, which makes 16 points seem like 100% worthless sewer trash unworthy of a video. But I have reason to believe that Hart’s 26 points against the Rockets was one of the…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
Do you want to hear my opinion? Of course you do, you’re reading my video descriptions, which are basically a collection of all my opinions, which makes them just as good as facts. So, we’re in agreement that you’re interested in my opinion. Here it is: DeMarre Carroll was such garbage while playing for the…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
Anthony Tolliver dunks are an extremely rare occurrence; the dunk seen in this video is just the third of his season, and the first one since early November. Last year, the Tollbooth dunked in ten times, but it’s unlikely he matches that explosive total this season, so nobody should be expecting him to get another…
Read MoreIsh Smith 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
As a starter in this league, Ish Smith’s record is 31 wins and 85 losses. It might appear on the surface that he is a good point guard, and maybe he even is, but if your team is starting him, it’s probably only reluctantly. Or because you’re tanking (see 2015-16 76ers). He can get some…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
As many of you know, I really like Ersan Ilyasova. There was a reason he was my logo for a couple years. But if he is the reason Luke Babbitt isn’t getting any playing time, I am willing to turn on him in an instant. Ilyasova was my past, but Babbitt is my future, except…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
If you are wondering if this is a career-high in assists for Kelly Olynyk, yes it is. If you weren’t wondering that, it is as well. Doesn’t make a difference if you were wondering or not, he’s never gotten more assists than this in a single game and there’s a chance this record will stand…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
This was a good win for the Hawks. They needed every bit of clutchness in Dënniß ßchrööder’s body to pull it off, but they did it. Fanatical proponents of tanking will object that they won this game, but even one win like this against a good team can keep morale up for whole strings of…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)
Reggie Bullock’s hair looks like a flower opening and closing when he runs down the court. That’s all I really wanted to say. I thought people should know. What, you want more stupid words to go with these primo highlights? Those couple sentences aren’t good enough for you, Mr. I-Prefer-The-Printed-Word-Over-Moving-Picture-Technology? Fine. Here’s another tidbit: he’d…
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