Andrew Wiggins is “Maple Jordan”.
Sim Bhullar is “Maple Shaq”.
Steve Nash is “Maple Cousy”.
But who is “Maple Curry”? Don’t be stupid. You already know the answer. Come on man. Think about what video you are watching RIGHT NOW. Right at this very second, what player’s highlight video are you reading the description for? I know you can read, otherwise you wouldn’t be down here. It’s right there in the title of the video.
No, it’s not Anthony Bennett. Were you just being funny? I choose to believe that you are attempting to, as the kids say, “troll” me. Well I refuse to be trolled. You are acting in bad faith and I don’t like it one bit.
Nik Stauskas? That one’s actually not so bad. Still wrong though. He’s “Rain Curry”.
The correct answer is: Jamal Murray! Jamal “Maple Curry” Murray! After tonight, there can be no doubt. 38 points, a whole bunch of threes, and some really frickin’ tough midrange jimbos. Remember, it took Curry a while to get where he is today. He was fine as a rookie, and improved from there. Same with Murray! He showed some stuff last year, the right stuff, and now he’s showing it more and more in bigger and bigger loads. We’re getting the whole load with him right now, not just a little taste.