I didn’t want to do it. I really didn’t want to do it. However, sometimes I must put the needs of the community ahead of my own.
This actually isn’t one of those times because the community definitely does not need to see Jeff Teague making 16 free throws with a few buckets interspersed sparsely between. The real reason I did this is because I emailed one of my scientist buddies and he said that there’s a 67 percent chance that Jeff Teague dies before he scores 30 again in the NBA.
And he’s a legit scientist too. Really smart guy, he knows what he’s talking about when it comes to stuff like this. That’s why he works at Boeing and I’m sitting here making highlights of frickin’ Teague who no one cares about score 30 points in the lamest way possible.