I basically have no angles with which to attack this description from. With the more notable players, there are dozens of possible description themes. With Myke Henry, there are two: what he did in this particular game, and the fact that two-way contracts are really messing with my ability to stay up to date on…
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Jusuf Nurkic 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Jusuf Nurkic sat in the back row of the team plane. The mood was subdued; they had just lost, and his teammates knew that this game had meant a lot to him. Occasionally one of them would glance back to where he was sitting by himself, see his stony glare, and quickly snap back to…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
I’m glad that Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot is taking the “TLC” moniker and running with it. The Learning Channel doesn’t deserve it anymore. How can you call yourself “The Learning Channel” when all you show is bullcrap? This is why people aren’t paying for cable anymore, why they are cutting the cord. Because they don’t want to…
Read MoreDario Saric 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
I haven’t seen even one comparison between Dario Saric and Malcolm Brogdon this season. They were all over the place (including on this channel) at the end of last season, and now they’re gone. Two fanbases vigorously defending their candidate for Rookie of the Year, exchanging hurtful words and disparaging the opposing side. Now, both…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 35 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Jason Kidd is gone now. Everyone with two eyes could see that he was ineffective coach (“hit me”), but I didn’t think the Bucks’ management would actually find the stones to can him. And that’s enough about that. I’ll elucidate my thoughts on the matter in another video (hopefully something like “Rashad Vaughn 26 Points/1…
Read MoreJamal Murray Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Andrew Wiggins is “Maple Jordan”. Sim Bhullar is “Maple Shaq”. Steve Nash is “Maple Cousy”. But who is “Maple Curry”? Don’t be stupid. You already know the answer. Come on man. Think about what video you are watching RIGHT NOW. Right at this very second, what player’s highlight video are you reading the description for?…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
I wondered what it would feel like when Malcolm Brogdon scored a ton of points. It had never happened before tonight, so now my curiosity is sated: it feels the same as when he scores a middling amount of points. Dammit! This is not a definitive finding. There are still more tests to be run….
Read MoreJerian Grant 22 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
First off, the video title says 13 assists but it was really 12 assists because one of them was actually David Nwaba. Second off, I don’t even like Jerian Grant. Third off, he scored way more points than usual for him but still only made six shots. Fourth off, some of these assists are really…
Read MoreSkal Labissiere 23 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Someone must have told Doug Christie to chill out a little bit if he wanted to keep making his cameos as a commentator for the Kings. Fans of Skal Labissiere last year will remember several highlight videos of his that were accompanied by the half-sensical rambling, exaggerated vocal affectation, and delighted squeals of Christie. I…
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