“Dear Mr. Simmons,
Consider this letter to be official notification of your continued eligibility to appear on my YouTube channel. The All-Star teams having been revealed, and considering that you appear on neither team, I consider my position to be justified.
My legal representation has advised me that your threats of a lawsuit are frivolous at best and criminal at worst. There is no known legal precedent for suing the operator of a YouTube highlights channel in order to remove only those videos showing a specific player. If such a case were to go to court, you would lose, and I would extract a generous payout from you in compensation. As much as I would love to receive a large amount of money as a reward for challenging your indefatigable hubris, I would much rather avoid the inconvenience and hassle that a lawsuit will bring.
Please find enclosed a second envelope containing a selection of my finest pubic hairs. I have included these home-grown pubes as an example of something that would present a more coherent court case than your team of incompetent lawyers. Feel free to use my pubes as fit your needs.