There are rumblings that Gordon Hayward might come back from his injury before the season’s end. Jaylen Brown has a few options in this scenario:
-Pretend to be happy when Hayward comes back and you get moved to the bench, but actually your soul is a tormented wasteland
-Tell Hayward not to try to make a comeback this season because he’ll immediately blow up the delicate team chemistry like Isaiah Thomas did with the Cavaliers
-Request a trade (ask Kyrie for tips on how to do this)
-Arrange for Hayward to have a “setback” on his injury by finding a hobo and paying the hobo fifty bucks to hit Hayward in the leg with a crowbar during one of Hayward’s Instagram photo shoots or whatever
-Tell coach that Hayward needs to come off the bench when he comes back (use the phrase “minutes management”)
-Get injured yourself so that you don’t have to worry about your minutes anymore
I personally would go with option number two. I think that one has the best chance of working because Hayward probably doesn’t even REALLY want to come back this season anyway. He wants to keep streaming Hearthstone on Twitch (if you don’t play Aggro Shaman you’re a scrub) and keep having a good time without worrying about being with the team.