Maybe this is the key to Noah Vonleh staying relevant in the league. Heck, maybe it’s the key to him STAYING in the league, point blank. Just shoot three-pointers until you’re good enough at them that GM’s think you’re a legit stretch four who can rebound and hit shots. Vonleh’s per-36 rebounding numbers have always…
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Deyonta Davis 16 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)
Brevin Knight, one of the Grizzlies’ commentators, insinuated that Deyonta Davis has effort issues and that’s why he’s not as good as it seems like he should be. All I have to say about that is, Davis fits the profile of somebody who would have effort issues. He’s big, which means that things have come…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/21/2018)
Fred “Vleet of Voot” VanVleet: best backup PG in the league? I’m too lazy/dumb to come up with a list of all the backup PG’s in the league, so I can only make weak assertions with no evidence or facts to back them up. Fans of the other 29 teams in the league will probably…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)
George Hill was 10-of-11 from the field in this game. Great! I love it when players score efficiently. He also had zero assists, but I honestly don’t know whether that’s great or not great. He’s always been a point guard in name only, stretching the limit of how little a point guard can care about…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)
Tim Frazier, curious about the website that was up on his teammate’s phone, looked over Kelly Oubre’s shoulder with interest. “Yo, you ordering pizza for us?” Kelly rolled his eyes, then returned his attention to filling out the online delivery form. “Obviously not. Nobody but me deserves pizza after how we played out there. It’s…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)
Who is this dude talking who’s not Clyde Frazier? Whoever he is, he’s not rhyming enough of his words and he’s not using the word “hoop” enough. When Enes Kanter posts and toasts somebody, I want it referred to as such. When he tantalizes and mesmerizes somebody, I need those words said aloud. I only…
Read MoreWayne Selden 18 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)
Whoops, it turns out that Wayne Selden scored a whole bunch of these points in the garbagiest garbage time (under 2 minutes to go in a blowout). One could argue that the entire Grizzlies season is garbage time at this point, and they would be arguing from a strong position, but this was especially meaningless….
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 23 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)
E’Twaun Moore is basically the third banana in New Orleans now that DeMarcus Cousins’s head got exploded because his headband was too tight. On the list of all third bananas in the league, maybe he’d rate somewhere in the middle? Not as good as Klay Thompson, but way better than whatever scrublord is third banana…
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)
Cristiano “What Are You Doing In My Swamp” Felicio is the leading scorer for the Bulls in two consecutive games. I am wholly unprepared to deal with this information; perhaps you will do better when confronted with this unfortunate truth. This video makes a perfect foil to the Nikola Jokic highlights I just uploaded. It…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)
The chances of playoff Nikola Jokic being unleashed upon an unsuspecting (actually not so unsuspecting since he had those monster games on national TV) audience are growing slimmer and slimmer. This win helped, but the odds aren’t good at all. Remember: this is all Paul Millsap’s fault. Realistically, Jokic shares some blame because he can’t…
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